Politically correct

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Perhaps I can work
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When the fuck do you expect me to dothis?
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I'm certain that is not feasible.
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No fucking way!!
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Really?
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You've got to be shitting me.
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Perhaps you should check with,
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Tell someone who gives a shit.
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Of course I'm concerned.
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Ask me if I give a shit.
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I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my fucking problem.
TRY SAYING That's interesting. INSTEADOF What the fuck?!?!
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Are you sure this is a problem?INSTEAD OF ho the fuck cares?
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He's not familiar with the problem.
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He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING Excuse me sir? INSTEAD OF atshit and die motherfucker.
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So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.

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I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
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Fuck it, I'm on salary,
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I don't think you understand,
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Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF This job sucks.
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You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?
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Yes, we really should discuss it.
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Another fucking meeting!!!
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I don't think this will be a problem.
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I really don't give a shit.
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He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a fucking prick.
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She's an aggressive go getter.
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She's a bail busting bitch.
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I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the fuck you'redoing